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About Us

Mission

We're on a mission. We have a vision. And goals. And principles. And we're not afraid to use them.
Identity

Who we are, and how we came to the conclusion that it's fun AND practical to leverage your cultural identity for the greater good of all humankind.
- Persian
  
  We're culturally Persian.
- American
  
  We're culturally American.
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- Welcome
Getting Simorqanized

It all comes together like a flock of birds in a transcendental migration...
In the Press

A place to list all the articles and interviews about the magnets. Contact us and give us more publicity! If you do, many Houri's and/or QelmAns will attend to you in heaven. You have my word. Well, only if you buy a kit.
Help

Technical assistance using this site.
t'Arof a.k.a. Pleasantries - تعارف

A culture of self-sacrifice, supplication and inverted one-upmanship. Coming soon, Extreme Olympic Contact T'Arof.
Dance

If you can walk you can dance. But can you qer?
Heritage

You wake up one day and discover - hey! I'm part of a culture. What the heck is that and how is this MY problem?
Mythology

The Purpose of Mythology and Literature in Cultural Decision-Making. How can we leverage the ancients? Put those legends to good use.
History

History is a long series of awkward social moments.
Rituals

Holidays, customs, other things we do to bond and mark the passing of time.
Food

Fortunately, Persian food is great. This makes being a part of this culture very rewarding. If the food was the only good thing about it, the culture would still be worth celebrating.
Cinema

Iranian film and movies.